Careers

Some Heavy Lifting Required.

Free lunches. Unlimited vacation days. No deadlines. No rules.

If that’s what you’re looking for - keep looking. Sure, it sounds like one sweet place to collect a paycheck, but at RippedCanadians.com we’d rather take the stairs than the elevator.

We’re looking for the kind of person who understands that the more you give, the more you get. If free capuccino and a slide in your office are at the top of your workplace priorities, we’re probably not a match - and that’s totally cool.

We like to think that we’re more than just a ping-pong table or a plaque on the wall. Afterall, a company is defined by its people and its products - and that’s exactly who and what we care about.

Still interested? Awesome. You sound exactly like someone we’d love to hear from!

Are We Looking for You?
  • Guelph, Ontario, Canada
  • Full Time
  • You love your craft. Maybe you went to design school, maybe you didn't. Either way, you're happy with your decision and can tell us why you made it. You're not a ninja, rockstar, guru, or buddah – you're a designer and proud of it.

    Photoshop? Check. Illustrator? Check. InDesign? Check. You work well on your own and play well with others. You're punctual, motivated, responsible, and every other generic résumé adjective you can think of. You agree that there's a difference between art and design, and that each is beautiful in its own way. You've had a flat vs skeuomorphism debate and it ended with a highfive, not a headlock.

    You can do a pushup. You can do a few pushups. You're aware that protein also comes in powder. You need more than one hand to count the times you've stayed at the office past 5pm. But you've also been “running a little late” the morning after a great night.

    You know that the majority of what you do can be done from home but you're looking for a place where you'd rather do it.

    We know that the majority of what you do can be done from home, but we're looking for a person, not a process.

  • Guelph, Ontario, Canada
  • Full Time
  • You've been doing this for a few years and you still love every minute of it. Computer Science degree from an expensive school? Awesome. Trial & Error University? Also fine. Regardless, you're solid at your skill and can prove it. You're not a Chief Codewriting Officer, VP of Awesome Algorithms, or Prophet of PHP – you're a web developer and you love it.

    PHP? Yep. HTML and CSS? Of course. JavaScript? Code and coffee please. Problem solvers welcome. Trouble makers not. You tackle challenges with enthusiasm and you love to share what you learn. You Google answers, but now always – because for you, it's more fun to solve than to search.

    You've worked with a designer at least once in nobody got a black eye.

    You work around the clock, but not around a clock.

    You know that the majority of what you do can be done from home but you're looking for a place where you'd rather do it.

    We know that the majority of what you do can be done from home, but we're looking for a person, not a process.

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